

To the Far South West (next to the Mexican border) is San Diego with 7 clubs and 10 miles north east is another club in Lemon Grove. In the Far South East is a club in Winterhaven, next to the Mexican and Arizona borders. 40 miles North of San Bernardino is Adelanto and Hesperia (both with a club each) and 50 miles East is Cathedral City with another club. Further West there are 2 clubs in Ontario and 1 in Upland (all close to Pomoma - see California LA listing). To the East of LA is San Bernardinio with 1 club but, within a 10 mile radius you'll find a club in: Redlands (East), Colton (South East) and Rialto (West). On the Pacific coast there are 4 clubs to be found in: Santa Maria (1), Santa Barbara (1) and Oxnard (2). Southern California: To the north, Bakersfield has 3 clubs and a little further south you'll find another 1 in Rosamund. Over on the Pacific coastline the San Francisco Bay Area has a concentration of clubs: 10 in San Francisco, 1 in Redwood City and 5 shared around Sunnyvale and San Jose.Ĭentral California: Fresno has 2 clubs and a little further south you'll find another club in Lindsay. A little further south is Sacramento (and Rancho Cordova) with 4 clubs, and a little further south again you'll find another club in Stockton. Northern California: There are 3 clubs to the far North in Eureka, Chico and Marysville. Although there are a handful of Bikini Bars too! The remaining 56 clubs (listed here) are spread across the State and mimic a uniform pattern across California (and LA) - roughly two thirds of the clubs are fully nude (without alcohol) and a third are topless venues (with alcohol served). 78 of these clubs are located in and around Los Angeles in Southern California (click here to see the directory for LA). Due to the small building, it can be very packed like a can of sardines inside (especially on Tuesday, Friday, and Saturday nights).California has 134 strip clubs but it is also a big State. Some of the girls can be stuck up, but it depends if they had a good night or not. Hard to breathe if you're going to go there to check your phone. The smoking backroom smells like a bingo hall. Thirsty Thursdays: $5 you call it drinks! Any drink you want is $5! $2 Tuesdays basically means most of the drinks are $2! If you like a song, the DJ will be nice enough to tell you the song title/artist! Some of the girls are hot and very friendly, even if you don't tip them.

Bouncers are funny, friendly, and helpful, and are quick to get to you if they see you take your phone out! Very friendly (and attractive) bartenders and waitresses! Very loud and high quality sound system (Dual 24" subs) They give out a bunch of prizes during "Blue light specials" (lap dance specials). Cheap cover charge! $5 before 7pm, $10 after 7pm! Oh, and from now on I will call your establishment Deja Huge. My husband is much more appreciative of my body after that visit. I do want to thank you for making me feel so good about my self image. If I do it will most likely be for a laugh. Most people would rather have quality rather than quantity. Seriously there are gorgeous looking women who would gladly strip. I dont want to pay money to look at tired old, drug addicted hags. Â I am a 40 year old former model who has a smoking body. I felt I needed a penicillin shot just looking at her. In the bright light her face was covered in sores and she had track marks on her arms. I actually pitied the poor girls because it was more of a freak show.īefore I left I ran into a stripper in the ladies bathroom. Some men even had to hide there face when they laughed uncontrollably. So I know I was not the only one to feel this way.

Being in the crowd I overheard the laughs and comments from several men. The girls and patrons looked miserable the entire time I was there. You need to advertise with big ladies to attract fatty lovers. The images of the girls on the outside of the building wall are slender and gorgeous. However a strip club is not the place to do it. I am all about loving yourself and accepting your plus size body. If I looked that bad, I sure wouldnt flaunt it publicly. None of the strippers even smiled or had personality. The lumps on one girl was so bad her legs looked like gym socks with rocks in them. I was worried that the pole would bend during the routine. A 1-2 of them had nice bodies but most of them were whales. I like thick girls, dont get me wrong but seriously these women look obese and worn out. Um, what the hell did I walk into? I have been to many strip clubs in San Francisco, San Jose, Las Vegas and  a few dives in the central valley and was never as horrified as I was at Deja Vu, Stockton. I went in on a Saturday night with my husband to see some hot ladies.
